COLD IS A RELATIVE THING!

Just incase you were ever wondering how cold it is in the “Winter Wonderland!”

 

40 above zero: 
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. 
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.. 

35 above zero: 
New York landlords finally turn up the heat. 
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. 

20 above Zero: 
People in Miami all die. 
Minnesotans close the windows. 

Zero: 
Californians fly away to Mexico. 
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 

10 below zero: 
Hollywood disintegrates. 
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero: 
Washington DC runs out of hot air. 
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 

30 below zero: 
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero: 
ALL atomic motion stops. 
People in Minnesota start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero: 
Hell freezes over. 
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late